A Few Tidbits.

ASIDE FROM THE BUSINESS-Y PART OF MY LIFE, IF YOU’RE STILL INTERESTED, HERE ARE A FEW MORE THINGS ABOUT ME:

 

I AM A WIFE, MOM, ARTIST, AND Lover of bright flowers, belly laughs, and telling love stories. OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT MY INSTAGRAM PROFILE SAYS.

 

I AM FLUENT IN BOTH SARCASM AND ANIMATED GIFS

 

I MARRIED AN AP CALCULUS MATH TEACHER. I DID THIS ON PURPOSE. I'LL NEVER HAVE TO ADD OR SUBTRACT AGAIN.

 

IN MY FREE TIME, I DO, WHAT I LOVINGLY CALL, GRANNY THINGS. YOU KNOW, QUILTING, BAKING COOKIES, SQUINTING AT A BOOK, SHOUTING ACROSS THE HOUSE AT MY HUSBAND BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER WHY I ENTERED A ROOM, HOBBLING BACK ACROSS THE HOUSE LIKE A geriatric CARTOON VILLAIN...

 

STARBUCKS < DUNKIN' DONUTS, IMO.

 

I SOMETIMES BELIEVE LORELAI GILMORE AND I ARE THE SAME PERSON. I ALSO HAVE SEEN GILMORE GIRLS ALL THE WAY THROUGH 9 TIMES SO ITS POSSIBLE SHE HAS SIMPLY RUBBED OFF ON ME. MY DOG'S NAME IS SOOKIE AND WE ALMOST NAMED OUR DAUGHTER RORY, SO...

 

I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH USING WAY TOO MANY SMILEY FACES AND EXPLANATION POINTS IN MY EMAILS. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

 

COOKIES ARE MY FAVORITE FOOD.

I DOUBLE MAJORED IN JOURNALISM AND PHOTOGRAPHY, WHICH IS WHERE MY STRONG SENSE OF STORY COMES FROM... AND WHY I'M WEIRDLY GOOD AT GOOGLING THINGS....

 

MY HAIRSTYLE, AS WELL AS HOW OFTEN I WEAR MY GLASSES, CHANGES MONTHLY BECAUSE I GET BORED... I ABSOLUTELY WON'T BE OFFENDED IF YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME IMMEDIATELY

 

Hi there! I'm

Abbey Grim

(that's me right there)

So here’s the thing, I *love* love stories. They make me teary. My voice goes up an octave and I fan my face like a 16-year-old who was just retweeted by Harry Styles. Your love story is my full-time job. Nearly every weekend, one of you trusting souls invites me into your life & along for the ride on your *big* day. I make sure to capture every moment and detail— every kiss, every cuddle, every wink— every laugh, every awkward moment, & every nose pick.. Then, on the weekdays, (after Monday. My Monday’s look like this .) I sit in my office and sort, edit, & crop your in-love faces into a happy, cohesive, & connected story about the two of you (laughing, dancing, and smooshing faces included!)

Hi There! I'm Abbey Grim

(that's me right there)

So here’s the thing, I *love* love stories. They make me teary. My voice goes up an octave and I fan my face like a 16-year-old who was just retweeted by Harry Styles. Your love story is my full-time job. Nearly every weekend, one of you trusting souls invites me into your life & along for the ride on your *big* day. I make sure to capture every moment and detail— every kiss, every cuddle, every wink— every laugh, every awkward moment, & every nose pick.. Then, on the weekdays, (after Monday. My Monday’s look like this .) I sit in my office and sort, edit, & crop your in-love faces into a happy, cohesive, & connected story about the two of you (laughing, dancing, and smooshing faces included!)

A Few Tidbits:

ASIDE FROM THE BUSINESS-Y PART OF MY LIFE, IF YOU’RE STILL INTERESTED, HERE ARE A FEW MORE THINGS ABOUT ME:

 

I am a wife, mom, artist, and Lover of bright flowers, belly laughs, and telling love stories .Or at least that's what my instagram profile says.

 

I double majored in journalism and photography, which is where my strong sense of story comes from... and why I'm weirdly good at googling things....

 

I am fluent in both sarcasm and animated gifs

 

I married an AP calculus math teacher. I did this on purpose. I'll never have to add or subtract again.

 

In my free time, I do, what I lovingly call, Granny Things. You know, quilting, baking cookies, squinting at a book, shouting across the house at my husband because I don't remember why I entered a room, hobbling back across the house like a cartoon villain...

 

I have an issue with using way too many smiley faces and explanation points in my emails. You've been warned.

 

I SOMETIMES BELIEVE LORELAI GILMORE AND I ARE THE SAME PERSON. I ALSO HAVE SEEN GILMORE GIRLS ALL THE WAY THROUGH 9 TIMES SO ITS POSSIBLE SHE HAS SIMPLY RUBBED OFF ON ME. MY DOG'S NAME IS SOOKIE AND WE ALMOST NAMED OUR DAUGHTER RORY, SO...

 

Cookies are my favorite food.

 

My hairstyle, as well as how often I wear my glasses, changes monthly because I get bored... I ABSOLUTELY won't be offended if you don't recognize me immediately

 

STARBUCKS < DUNKIN' DONUTS, IMO.

If you still want to be seen with me in public after reading all the above, I would LOVE to work with you! Shoot me an email and we'll get started! Always up to meet up with you too! (Or not... I'm down with just emaling and texting as well, for all you introverts out there...) I'm also happy to FaceTime!- then I don't have to wear real pants...

DISCLAIMER: If your DJ plays The Wobble at your reception, Caleb and I will, indeed, Wobble. I've mastered the ability to boogie whilst capturing everyone else boogying (that spelling is right, I googled it). For an example of my dancing, please see below.

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